Claire's Boutiques

This is the Claire's in South Towne Center mall. You know Claire's, right? A haven for teens, tweens, young moms clutching to their childhood and old moms clutching their hearts as their young girls bombard them with every kind of accessory that's so ki-yooot!

Look--for what it is, it's fine. Hair accessories, purses, cheap jewelry, piercings. Sure. But if you're a dude over the age of anything just pray that you don't get dragged in. On top of the total chaos and mess of the place, you can't walk 6 inches without knocking something off of the peg hook and having to pick it back up. Just tell your lady you're going to hang out back at Famous Footwear because yes, shoe shopping is better than the high-pitched craziness at Claire's.

If you a) Have Bieber fever un-ironically or b) can't wait for your next sleepover then this place is a must-visit when you go to the mall.